Funny Carpet Fitter Jokes

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Funny carpet fitter jokes.

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This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter. See more ideas about humor funny bones funny. The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter. 101funjokes has funny carpenter jokes lawyer jokes and doctor jokes.

See more ideas about bones funny funny funny pictures. In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump. Dennis a carpet fitter had just finished laying a carpet for mrs branch. The fitter says because i am smarter than you.

He popped outside out for a smoke only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes. Police think it was the work of rug addicts. I knock myself out. Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years.

The autopsy led the police to arrest the carpenter who subsequently confessed. There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined. Aug 12 2019 explore hopkins carpet one s board flooring humor on pinterest. The evidence against him was irrefutable because it was found that the workman when he died was hammered.

Just got fired from da carpet factory. Yup they were working in a carpit. He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes. Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car.

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